Build a Beach

[Debi]

Your assignment today is "Build a Beach Resort"!
What do you want at our PNF Resort?
From drinks offered to music played...even the colors and size of the towels!
Volunteers to be pool boy? Who's gonna bartend?
Tell me the amenities we shall offer!

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[Debi]

This will start us off while we create...lol Everybody grab a drink!

 

[Duke]

I'll be Jad's pool boy. I figure she'll tip well and I know the stories will be hilarious. I draw the line at performing similar duties for visiting Bedouins and their camels, however.

 

[Debi]

I will nominate Selectric as DJ for the parties. He's gonna have to come up with beach songs for this...just sayin'!

 

[Debi]

Hey Tworivers71! Can you build us a Tiki hut? With a bar, please.

 

[Duke]

Hey Tworivers71! Can you build us a Tiki hut? With a bar, please.

Make it a swim up bar, please.

 

[Selectric]

I would bartend but expect all Jack Daniels to be poured rofl. Jack on the rocks...sure! Jack and Coke, coming right up! Jack straight up? Absolutely lol. Music i'm sure i could dig up heavy metal beach music somewhere No fear, there will be less aggressive beach goer music played

 

[Stevedog]

I actually went to bartending school, it was a two week course and I got my mixology certificate. I've never worked as a bartender but I have acted in a bartender capacity and numerous friends parties since then. One of my wife's friends threw a party and asked if I would be willing to use my bartender abilities, I said "sure" so she went to the liquor store and bought about $500 worth of various alcohols. When we showed up she pointed at the multiple shelves of booze and said "All of that is just for you". I was the most loved person at the party that night, and the most hated the next day when everyone had hangovers.

I'm also willing to to go out on the boat and catch fresh fish for the menu.

 

[Duke]

Make it a swim up bar, please.

I spent a very pleasant afternoon at a swim up bar in a resort in Jamaica talking to a beautiful young Belgian woman. Forty minutes or so into the conversation, I asked if she was traveling alone. No, she said, she was on her honeymoon and her newly minted husband was in their room watching the World Cup!

By the time Mrs Duke, who had been lying along the pool nearby working on her tan, joined us, we were both totally sloshed, absolutely bombed. When it was time to change for dinner, Mrs Duke insisted we walk her to her room. As she was fumbling with the key in the door, it was opened by a huge guy with lots of both muscles and tattoos. I was very glad Mrs Duke was there.

We wound eating breakfast with them the next morning. He was a cop and she was a social worker. Lovely people.

 

[Debi]

I would bartend but expect all Jack Daniels to be poured rofl. Jack on the rocks...sure! Jack and Coke, coming right up! Jack straight up? Absolutely lol. Music i'm sure i could dig up heavy metal beach music somewhere No fear, there will be less aggressive beach goer music played

I want a Pina Colada...with an umbrella.