They said what?

"I'm fixin' to pitch a fit" Every once in a while I still hear it from someone from the rural deep south.

"So's your old man"

"Dig it" Man this expression sure dates a person, and I'm guilty of still using it.

"Keep the change" I haven't used cash in over two years, lol.

"Fill it up. Ethyl." No, Ethyl wasn't the gas station attendant. Along the same lines, "Check your oil, sir/ma'am?"

"Rewind the tape"
When I was a kid most of my family said "I'm fixin to..." what ever. In high school (the dark ages) my friends made fun of me for saying that.

In the area I live in you will here adults tell their kids "get down from the car" instead of "get out of the car"; It is a spanglish thing.

My mother often used to say "It's colder than a witches behind" And "Heaven's to Betsy". When I worked a support position I was on the phone with a client and things weren't going well, I exclaimed "Heavens to Betsy! This thing seems like it isn't takig the input." The client laughed and then I realized how weird what I said was because my bosses name was Betsy. :p
 
Colder than a well digger's butt in December
Dumber than a box of rocks
Fuller of sh** than a Christmas turkey
 
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