Part of the PNF "Learn a New Word" Program

jadamz said:
HAha. Yes, rapeseed probably not great to put into the Church Ladies recipe book for Heavenly Brownies.. "add 5 tablespoons of Rape oil and blend well."...nah...that doesn't flow ..
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Be sure and add the Rape oil when you are making Spotted Dick.
 
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jadamz said:
Be sure and add the Rape oil when you are making Spotted Dick.
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I see I am posting and answering my own posts...lol...helloooooooo...Benway?...hellooooo...Oz?.... anyone from a different time zone?......crickets....I shall leave now.
 
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jadamz said:
I see I am posting and answering my own posts...lol...helloooooooo...Benway?...hellooooo...Oz?.... anyone from a different time zone?......crickets....I shall leave now.
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good idea
 
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jadamz said:
I see I am posting and answering my own posts...lol...helloooooooo...Benway?...hellooooo...Oz?.... anyone from a different time zone?......crickets....I shall leave now.
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More efficiant than the Candyman as you only have to say my name once and can do it while looking at a screen instead of a mirror (allowing you to still see yourself as you were about five years ago), but disappointingly unable to spell efficiant properly.
You rang?
 
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Benway said:
More efficiant than Candyman as you only have to say my name once and can do it while looking at a screen instead of a mirror (allowing you to still see yourself as you were about five years ago), but disappointingly unable to spell efficiant properly.
You rang?
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Also it might take up to an hour, like a really terrible pizza place you'll never use again, but hey! I won't kill you with a hook or bees, so it levels out.
 
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Ciao !
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Oops. Maybe I should get one of those E-scooters so I'd get here quicker.

Edit: I thought they were for riding around the internet faster, but it turns out they are just those kids scooters with a motor that makes them go as fast as a car. It's legal to own them in the UK but illegal to ride them, however since we can't afford police anymore that doesn't really matter and they can cause accidents and be a visibly stupid idea anyway. I'll just have to not watch disappointing sequels and watch this space instead...
 
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Benway said:
Also it might take up to an hour, like a really terrible pizza place you'll never use again, but hey! I won't kill you with a hook or bees, so it levels out.
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Or ice- cream, or a giant catapult, or a hoard of cats, or by explaining how bees work, or by saying The Deplorable Word or by hanging you over a long drop with Blu-Tac or using the lead pipe from Clue(do) while you are studying, or a lawnmower with a chainsaw on it, or by throwing playing cards really hard, or by The Look, or by playing real life Snakes and Ladders, or by being a tour guide, or by using an eraser to rub you out, and as those are the only ways I've ever killed anybody you are quite safe.
 
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Well this place is just as dead as it was before I got here too late. I'm just going to have to say my own name backwards to send me back to my own dimension.
YAWNEB!
*poof*
 
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I read that as "Italian girls" not grits..I was trying to make the connection
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An Italian girl lived with us when I was a tween and early teen and I can confirm that she wasn't at all like porridge.
Yes I know I left, but insomnia. (Obviously, from the quality of comment.)

YAWNeb...
*poof*
 
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