It's really bad when your kid tries to sub oregano for your stash and then tries to say it wasn't him. HA! Busted one oldest kid.I still remember having a couple of friends over in my teens with my bedroom window open and a towel wedged under the door, sharing a joint when my mum knocked loudly on the door!
'Ben! I know what you are doing in there!'
My friends just looked at me as the living looking at the dead.
'And it's rude to Bogart!'
We let her in and she was not impressed with the wreck of a joint and taught me how to do it properly. My mum!