The strangest thing ....

[ozentity]

I have learned over the years to just let the thread go where it's gonna go. Until it hits a wall. lol

LOL.

 

[ozentity]

My nephew used to peel paint off the wall and eat it. This was in the 60s so there was a very high likelihood it contained lead. But he’s still alive and looks almost exactly like Fester Adams.

Uncle Fester is my favourite Adams,the Quote "shoot him in the back" is a classic.Your lucky to have a rello like that.

 

[Mrs Cooper]

Rattlesnake at my old boyfriend’s house. He lived in the high desert & ran some sheep. Rattlesnakes were thick around there. He had many very large diamondback skins on his wall. He’d just killed another & roasted it. Offered me a bite. Was a bit chewy but mild tasting. The cliche’ like chicken a bit.

 

[WhitneyKristina]

Alligator, and octopus. I personally don't think they're that weird because they are delicious but people are always weirded out when I say I have eaten them. But I'm Italian and Calamari (fried octopus) is a common food we eat. And my dad is from Louisiana and when I have visited out there I have eaten fried alligator as well as alligator gumbo. Both were seriously delicious.
There was also the time when I was a kid and I ate an entire thing of rubber grapes my mom had on the coffee table as decoration. It wasn't until I told her that her grapes were bad and that she should put new ones out that she realized I had eaten them and had to rush me to the emergency room to have my stomach pumped.

 

[PratchysRevenge]

I was canoeing down the Duck River. The Duck is the only river in the state that has fresh water clams. Me and a buddy were sitting on a little island in the middle looking at the surf and I reached down and pulled up a big clam. Now, I might have been drunk. And I pried the shell open and scooped out the insides and ate them raw.

My buddy followed my lead. He was sick for days afterwards. Apparently you should never even cook fresh water clams and dang sure don't eat them raw. I have an iron gut. I was just fine.

 

[Paintman]

Let me try to sort this out.
Whitney ate table decorations.

Armand, arts & crafts supplies.

Wands relative ate lead paint chips, looks like Uncle Fester, and claims he's fine.

Oz. ate a musical imstrument.

( I wish I had a meme that could adequately describe my .... I have no words.... I am silently confused.)

 

[Paintman]

Old people candy.

I always wondered if the Brach candy heiress was murdered for it. This story has it all. Chicago mobsters, the horse racing industry, and candy.
( Hey I can't get a link to stick. Can somebody search Brach candy heiress murdered, and post a newspaper article.)

 

[Armand]

Old people candy.
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I always wondered if the Brach candy heiress was murdered for it. This story has it all. Chicago mobsters, the horse racing industry, and candy.
( Hey I can't get a link to stick. Can somebody search Brach candy heiress murdered, and post a newspaper article.)

Yes, yes we can.

 

[Debi]

Old people candy.
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I always wondered if the Brach candy heiress was murdered for it. This story has it all. Chicago mobsters, the horse racing industry, and candy.
( Hey I can't get a link to stick. Can somebody search Brach candy heiress murdered, and post a newspaper article.)

End of the road for inmate in Helen Brach case

 

[Debi]

Let me try to sort this out.
Whitney ate table decorations.

Armand, arts & crafts supplies.

Wands relative ate lead paint chips, looks like Uncle Fester, and claims he's fine.

Oz. ate a musical imstrument.

( I wish I had a meme that could adequately describe my .... I have no words.... I am silently confused.)

Haven't laughed this hard in a year....