Sacrilege!LMAO! Boys, boys, you will NEVER understand us!I risk my membership in WOW (World Of Women) by saying this, but your BEST shot is to take the teddy bear, put it on the table and stare at it while looking all badass with one tear sliding down your face into the whiskey!
.....water in a single malt !!!!! 
A single itty bitty tear would not dilute it....much! Blasphemy, perhaps, but surely not to a sacrilege level!Sacrilege!
Been so long since I tasted and savored a single malt therefore no expertOkay, guys...you heard the expert! Hold the tear!
I shall bow to the sensitivities of a Scot who defends his former drink.Been so long since I tasted and savored a single malt therefore no expert
Not former drink as I shall partake a Bunnahabhain 12 or 18 yr old and savor the uisce beatha and heck the purity !!!
Thanks, Snoory, for giving all men with facial hair a bad rep!Noory is under the impression that he can pull the chicks with offers of a mustache ride!
