Have you ever been in a scenario where an innocent action or comment on your part was misunderstood or misinterpreted, resulting in an embarrassing or otherwise unpleasant situation?
OMG! Funniest story I've read this week!As some here may know, I'm a tshirt collector. As a result, I'm keen to check out tshirts I see others wear. Back in the early 90s, I was at an airshow in Hamilton, ONT and saw a young woman wearing what appeared to be an aviation themed tshirt I'd never seen. To get a better look at it, I used my binoculars from a distance of maybe 50 ft. As I was looking, she started walking toward me. The next thing I know she was standing in front of me, screaming. She yelled, "If you want to see my t**ts that bad, here." At that point she pulled up her tshirt, then stomped off. My buddies who were with me were laughing so hard they couldn't breath, others around us, not so much.
Truth be told, the tshirt was more interesting than what was under it.
You win this contest Duke. I just spit my tea laughing.As some here may know, I'm a tshirt collector. As a result, I'm keen to check out tshirts I see others wear. Back in the early 90s, I was at an airshow in Hamilton, ONT and saw a young woman wearing what appeared to be an aviation themed tshirt I'd never seen. To get a better look at it, I used my binoculars from a distance of maybe 50 ft. As I was looking, she started walking toward me. The next thing I know she was standing in front of me, screaming. She yelled, "If you want to see my t*ts that bad, here." At that point she pulled up her tshirt, then stomped off. My buddies who were with me were laughing so hard they couldn't breath, others around us, not so much.
Truth be told, the tshirt was more interesting than what was under it.
As some here may know, I'm a tshirt collector. As a result, I'm keen to check out tshirts I see others wear. Back in the early 90s, I was at an airshow in Hamilton, ONT and saw a young woman wearing what appeared to be an aviation themed tshirt I'd never seen. To get a better look at it, I used my binoculars from a distance of maybe 50 ft. As I was looking, she started walking toward me. The next thing I know she was standing in front of me, screaming. She yelled, "If you want to see my t*ts that bad, here." At that point she pulled up her tshirt, then stomped off. My buddies who were with me were laughing so hard they couldn't breath, others around us, not so much.
Truth be told, the tshirt was more interesting than what was under it.
More power to her.I'll bet she does that all the time when she sees a man looking in her direction.
At least that is the story as told to Mrs Duke.As some here may know, I'm a tshirt collector. As a result, I'm keen to check out tshirts I see others wear. Back in the early 90s, I was at an airshow in Hamilton, ONT and saw a young woman wearing what appeared to be an aviation themed tshirt I'd never seen. To get a better look at it, I used my binoculars from a distance of maybe 50 ft. As I was looking, she started walking toward me. The next thing I know she was standing in front of me, screaming. She yelled, "If you want to see my t*ts that bad, here." At that point she pulled up her tshirt, then stomped off. My buddies who were with me were laughing so hard they couldn't breath, others around us, not so much.
Truth be told, the tshirt was more interesting than what was under it.
Death wish?I told a girlfriend at the time the dress she was buying would look good if she lost a few pounds