What are....

[Debi]

 

[Debi]

I'm finer than frog hair.

 

[Paintman]

Old men run out of new stories.
What in the Wide World of Sports is going on here? ( Blazing Saddles)
And my favorite Homer Simpson quote." Can you repeat that stuff you said about the thing?"

 

[TonyM]

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

- Terry Pratchett

 

[garnetsilver]

Question: "Were they dead?" Reply: "They sure buried them like they were dead." (Sidney Sheldon, Rage of Angels.)

 

[Keel M.]

This is one of mine...

 

[7Critter]

I told Debi a one liner from Dolly Parton the other day saying that "You're busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

 

[Charleh]

Mornin!

 

[Lynne]

Nothing good happens after midnight.

 

[ozentity]

Cunning as a sh-- house rat, Perish the thought, Mean as cat sh--.
Sorry my sayings are so full of sh--