Mokey was right
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I feel much safer knowing that a hero is at large. Thanks, Mokey.
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Mokey, that is the funniest shit I have read in a while 
Where do I donate
Where do I donate
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Mokey, that is the funniest shit I have read in a while
I have to keep this on the down low. I'm sure you understand.
I'll send you the 15 case password to message me on the forum. I do have to ask you to make sure all of your communication forms are fully encrypted.
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A University of Michigan student says she used CPR she learned from watching an episode of ‘The Office’ to save the life a squirrel when she noticed it drowning in a concrete pond.
Natalie Belisto says she was thinking of an episode of the TV show where the characters take a lifesaving class while using the Bee Gee’s song ‘Stayin’ Alive’ to time the chest compressions. “I was literally singing that song as I tried to do it” she said.
The video shows her driving off the animal with a hair dryer and later releasing it back into the ‘wild’ as it scurries away and runs up a tree while her friends squeal in delight.
Apparently, squirrel resuscitation is becoming a worldwide phenomenon as a similar video from an unidentified country was also posted recently.
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A man in Germany is likely getting a good amount of grief from his friends after he was forced to call police for help because he was being stalked by a baby squirrel. According to a report, the bizarre incident occurred yesterday in the German city of Karlsruhe when the, fortunately for him, unnamed individual phoned for help because the rambunctious rodent would not stop chasing after him. Apparently, his description of the strange scene sounded serious enough that police actually dispatched a patrol car to the man's home.
When they arrived, they indeed found a man being relentlessly pursued by a baby squirrel which officers theorized had become lost and was looking for a home. Luckily for all involved, the animal soon ran out of steam and actually curled up to take a nap. It was then that the cops swooped in and slapped the proverbial cuffs on the creature. After a brief visit to the police station, where cops captured the adorable picture of the creature seen above, the squirrel was subsequently turned over to an animal rescue organization.
In speaking to the press, a police spokesperson made an effort to assuage the man's bruised ego by explaining that this sort of eerie obsession with a particular person has been known to happen in the past when a young squirrel gets separated from its mother. "It can be pretty scary," she said, "the man didn’t know what to do and so he called the police. He was certainly feeling a bit threatened." While that might have made the man feel somewhat better, it was probably fleeting because she also revealed that there were two other baby squirrels turned in to authorities that same day and neither one of those cases required police intervention.
Cops 'Save' Man from Baby Squirrel - Coast to Coast AM
When they arrived, they indeed found a man being relentlessly pursued by a baby squirrel which officers theorized had become lost and was looking for a home. Luckily for all involved, the animal soon ran out of steam and actually curled up to take a nap. It was then that the cops swooped in and slapped the proverbial cuffs on the creature. After a brief visit to the police station, where cops captured the adorable picture of the creature seen above, the squirrel was subsequently turned over to an animal rescue organization.
In speaking to the press, a police spokesperson made an effort to assuage the man's bruised ego by explaining that this sort of eerie obsession with a particular person has been known to happen in the past when a young squirrel gets separated from its mother. "It can be pretty scary," she said, "the man didn’t know what to do and so he called the police. He was certainly feeling a bit threatened." While that might have made the man feel somewhat better, it was probably fleeting because she also revealed that there were two other baby squirrels turned in to authorities that same day and neither one of those cases required police intervention.
Cops 'Save' Man from Baby Squirrel - Coast to Coast AM
A man in Germany is likely getting a good amount of grief from his friends after he was forced to call police for help because he was being stalked by a baby squirrel. According to a report, the bizarre incident occurred yesterday in the German city of Karlsruhe when the, fortunately for him, unnamed individual phoned for help because the rambunctious rodent would not stop chasing after him. Apparently, his description of the strange scene sounded serious enough that police actually dispatched a patrol car to the man's home.
When they arrived, they indeed found a man being relentlessly pursued by a baby squirrel which officers theorized had become lost and was looking for a home. Luckily for all involved, the animal soon ran out of steam and actually curled up to take a nap. It was then that the cops swooped in and slapped the proverbial cuffs on the creature. After a brief visit to the police station, where cops captured the adorable picture of the creature seen above, the squirrel was subsequently turned over to an animal rescue organization.
In speaking to the press, a police spokesperson made an effort to assuage the man's bruised ego by explaining that this sort of eerie obsession with a particular person has been known to happen in the past when a young squirrel gets separated from its mother. "It can be pretty scary," she said, "the man didn’t know what to do and so he called the police. He was certainly feeling a bit threatened." While that might have made the man feel somewhat better, it was probably fleeting because she also revealed that there were two other baby squirrels turned in to authorities that same day and neither one of those cases required police intervention.
Cops 'Save' Man from Baby Squirrel - Coast to Coast AM