Comedian Norm Crosby (see above) was the master of the malaprop. Malapropism is the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one, often with unintentionally amusing effect.
Share malaprops you've said yourself or have heard.
At 21 years of age, I was responsible for maintaining and publishing a home improvement supply catalog. Where I meant to type, “8 inch sanding disk” I instead published “8 inch sanding dick”. Ooooopsie.
Completely applicable though...through...thorough...sh#t.Does it count that I used to call Morgan Fairchild - if you are old enough to remember -...Morgan Hairstyle ?
At 21 years of age, I was responsible for maintaining and publishing a home improvement supply catalog. Where I meant to type, “8 inch sanding disk” I instead published “8 inch sanding dick”. Ooooopsie.