garnetsilver
Truth Seeker
I once saw an ad for a part time office position, and instead of "Full Time Possible," it read, "Dull Time Possible."
I resemble that remark.Another time, an irate customer in a store threatened to report someone to "Human Relationships."
The speed of hair loss limit?When my older brother starting losing his hair, my Mom told him his hairline was exceeding.
LOL! Oh wow...that was great, Garnet! You made me laugh!The speed of hair loss limit?
LOL! We have LOTS of Lynne-isms here and we love it!I don’t know if this is a marsupial , but once as a young high school debater we referenced cases and plans. I got up to refute the affirmative plan, looked the judge in the eye and confidently said “first off Id like to go to the can!” Meaning to say plan. I was MORTIFIED, but the entire room fell into hysterics.
That is one of my life’s most embarrassing moments. This was a very formal stuffed shirt environment.LOL! We have LOTS of Lynne-isms here and we love it!
Well, thank you for sharing it with us!That is one of my life’s most embarrassing moments. This was a very formal stuffed shirt environment.