Lamb phall with no rice, drink or anything else, on a bet. It's a curry hotter than vindaloo. I won! Then we got arrested for stealing £1000 ( there was a bag full of money which somehow ended up around and we found it at one point; no I don't know!) and ended up in jail all night till we could satisfy them that we didn't do it. I ended up in a cell with my whole body flushing, starting with my legs going numb, then weirdly tingly, then just all-round weirdness as my body freaked out and asked, 'What did you do last night???'. Which was appropriate really.
It was a weird 24 hours. It wasn't even £1000 in the bag. I looked, and the guy was lying; it was way worse. On my way home I saw a naked guy holding branches in front of his crotch and behind, trying to get home. I've seen some weird paranormal things in my life but that day and night may have more mysteries than any of them.
So phall. It's very very hot, though not ghost pepper hot, so Duke wins!