Cockroach Attack

The worst cockroach problem I ever had came with a small apartment that I rented after leaving my ex. The people who lived there before me must have been angry at the landlord when they left, because when I lit the oven for the first time, hundreds of these bugs came pouring out of the stove. I saw that the former tenants had poured sugar and smeared lard inside the stove. I never could get rid of those darned roaches and was overjoyed when I found a better place to live.

BTW, I am sure that my depressed mood kept the bugs coming, unfortunately.