I could probably name 300 things that are around or under this bed. This computer, another computer, two phones in a red plastic tub, pens in another red plastic tub, an alarm clock, a novelty alarm clock shaped like a robot, a bag of toy plastic lizards, a multitool wrapped in clingwrap for some reason, a bit of yellow plastic rope hanging from a hook, five little flashlights clipped to said rope, a little green AM/FM radio, this is getting depressing and a bit scary and I want to stop looking now.