One night I thought for a brief moment that I saw a triangle, and based on that I'm pretty sure that my reaction would be to just stare with my jaw hanging open. I lived around fifty miles west of Whiteman AFB, so I quickly realized that what I saw was a flight of B2 stealth bombers returning to base.
If I ever do see one, I will report it to MUFON as long as I can give more information than "it was a briiiight light", but I doubt I'll mention it to the neighbors. Unless one of them brings it up first, anyway.