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Instead of defrosting prehistoric worms or weaponizing every God-forsaken technological discovery, how about we can buy a computer chip that allows us to download a skill like playing the piano?
 
Probably sing well. I used to hang around with some Maori friends and after a few drinks they would all be singing like birds with a flat, white accomplice along for the ride, lol.
It is said to "make a joyful noise unto the Lord"....nobody said it has to be on key! As long as it's joyful! :)