We Need To Talk About The Creepy Clown Conspiracy
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Ha Ha Ha Voted by Christie as the best post in two days.Sometimes I feel like this around here:
OK...I was really doing well with the clown stuff and getting less jumpy...until I opened this thread and saw THIS! Geez, DoTell! You just beat Armand in the Creep out Debi contest!
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You should watch last season's American Horror Story for a little more time with Twisty the Clown.OK...I was really doing well with the clown stuff and getting less jumpy...until I opened this thread and saw THIS! Geez, DoTell! You just beat Armand in the Creep out Debi contest!
I do believe I'll pass on that invitation! No thanks!You should watch last season's American Horror Story for a little more time with Twisty the Clown.
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An entire town is being attacked by clowns! Seriously!
Town on high alert after CLOWNS chase children through streets
A town is on high alert after a series of incidents involving clowns.
The sinister clown masks have been reported to police after terrifying children on the streets of Tonbridge in Kent.
Frantic parents have issued a warning after a group of pupils at Hillview School were reportedly chased through the town by a woman donning a halloween-style mask.
One concerned resident even called the emergency services to report the sinister sight in the High Street yesterday.
A Kent Police spokesman confirmed the force received a call about a woman wearing a clown mask approaching a group of school children.
Headteacher of Hillview School, Mrs Elaine Buchanan, has sent an e-mail to parents warning them about incidents.
In it she said staff are aware of two separate occasions where students have been approached by two people wearing black outfits wearing white clown masks.
She added: “Students are already communicating with each other on social media and you may already be aware. Should you have any concerns, please contact the police direct, not the school.”
But not everybody is taking the matter so seriously, Tim Woodman has been clowning around on social media and even joked the woman causing masked mayhem was his wife.
On Facebook he posted: “I am very sorry, the wife got free again. She chewed through the straps, got out through the dungeon sewers and lost the cover over her head in the process. Do not approach, she is obscenely ugly and has snakes for hair.”
Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns.
Town on high alert after CLOWNS chase children through streets
A town is on high alert after a series of incidents involving clowns.
The sinister clown masks have been reported to police after terrifying children on the streets of Tonbridge in Kent.
Frantic parents have issued a warning after a group of pupils at Hillview School were reportedly chased through the town by a woman donning a halloween-style mask.
One concerned resident even called the emergency services to report the sinister sight in the High Street yesterday.
A Kent Police spokesman confirmed the force received a call about a woman wearing a clown mask approaching a group of school children.
Headteacher of Hillview School, Mrs Elaine Buchanan, has sent an e-mail to parents warning them about incidents.
In it she said staff are aware of two separate occasions where students have been approached by two people wearing black outfits wearing white clown masks.
She added: “Students are already communicating with each other on social media and you may already be aware. Should you have any concerns, please contact the police direct, not the school.”
But not everybody is taking the matter so seriously, Tim Woodman has been clowning around on social media and even joked the woman causing masked mayhem was his wife.
On Facebook he posted: “I am very sorry, the wife got free again. She chewed through the straps, got out through the dungeon sewers and lost the cover over her head in the process. Do not approach, she is obscenely ugly and has snakes for hair.”
Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns.