The World's greatest Mystery...according to Stephen Hawkings

[7Critter]

I prefer to be told the truth on if it makes my butt look big

Just remember, some guys like larger hineys

 

[DoTell]

I prefer to be told the truth on if it makes my butt look big

Truth is: your avatar does wonders for your butt as well as each of our butts. Excellent selection.

 

[Laura]

What's the deal with the toilet seat? Why can't you lot just look before you have a seat?

OMG I hate when you guys do that? I forget to look and fall in all time! I get so mad, but then I have to laugh

 

[Debi]

but then I have to laugh

There is NO laughter if that happens here!

 

[surge]

OMG I hate when you guys do that? I forget to look and fall in all time! I get so mad, but then I have to laugh

I think I can count on one hand the number of times I have left the seat up since I've been married. But each time I have forgotten, my wife reacts as if I do it all the time! No appreciation for all the times we get it right, but forget once in a while, and *bam*!

 

[surge]

There is NO laughter if that happens here!

I would expect the water to just roll off your feathers.

 

[Laura]

I think I can count on one hand the number of times I have left the seat up since I've been married. But each time I have forgotten, my wife reacts as if I do it all the time! No appreciation for all the times we get it right, but forget once in a while, and *bam*!

Yup, happened to me the other night, and I came out yelling. The reply was, "Just look before you sit down..." Unacceptable lol