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Taco Tuesday and out of toilet paper
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Text from my daughter:
Dad, can you stop at the store on your way home from work? I'm out of tampons.
Dad, can you stop at the store on your way home from work? I'm out of tampons.
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garnetsilver
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You are already late, and as you slam your automatically locking front door, you remember your house and car keys are inside.
ok....its taco Tuesday and all you have are steves tampons, so as a last resort you run to the car to get them but realize in the panicked rush you have locked yourself out of the house.......
ok....its taco Tuesday and all you have are steves tampons, so as a last resort you run to the car to get them but realize in the panicked rush you have locked yourself out of the house.......
That's pretty warped.
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He's 17....and wants to borrow my car for his date.
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Went to a garden party and chose a random sandwich with a glass of wine. It had a cheese filling and I vomited. Taxi for Tony...
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And he takes it to a Radio Shack and has sub woofer speakers installed...