Mothman or Green Berets?

[Benway]

Mothman is actually more believable in this situation than a Green Beret. What does that do for Occam’s Razor?

Frankly it's none of my business what Mothman shaves with.

I shave with Occams Razors, the best a man can get. Neither Mothman or I believe that the green berets exist anymore though. Honestly, the stories are just too silly.