http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/...5624.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird News
PORTLAND, Ore. -- And lo, God looked upon four fine cities in the United States, and he saw that they were good, and he bequeathed unto each of them a festival brimming with earthly delights that proved the Garden of Eden truly was a lame party.
To spread the tidings of his first-annual Bourbon and Bacon Festival, he sent a Huffington Post reporter to the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry in Portland on Saturday, the final stop in a decadent, holy tour that also included Seattle, Denver and Austin, Texas. Then he sent his disciples to bear his gifts aplenty: Four Roses Bourbon; DJ's Gourmet Foods; Hood River Distillers; 4 Spirits; Bendistillery; Andina; Blue Flame Spirits; and Tatoosh Distillery, to name a few.
They came, and they shared their wealth of spirits and bacon. And holding the bacon and the bourbon, and looking up to heaven, he blessed them, and kept giving them to the disciples to set before the people.
Hark! Dost thou not feel the buzz?
And the people came in droves, and were satisfied, and there was much rejoicing. And the reporter did ask the disciples: Why are bacon and bourbon so hot right now?
"Because sex, obviously," said Chessa Fait, 26, of Beaverton, a sinner representing Andina who doled out delicious lucuma ice cream with bacon and Bull Run bourbon caramel. "But seriously, it's the greatest combination ever. Bacon with all its fat, salty and piggy awesomeness, and bourbon with, well, bourbon. Mix that with our lucuma ice cream imported from Peru, and it's just the best."
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Perhaps you would prefer this over the other thread about summer camp???? OK, Adult summer camp or Bourbon and Bacon?
PORTLAND, Ore. -- And lo, God looked upon four fine cities in the United States, and he saw that they were good, and he bequeathed unto each of them a festival brimming with earthly delights that proved the Garden of Eden truly was a lame party.
To spread the tidings of his first-annual Bourbon and Bacon Festival, he sent a Huffington Post reporter to the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry in Portland on Saturday, the final stop in a decadent, holy tour that also included Seattle, Denver and Austin, Texas. Then he sent his disciples to bear his gifts aplenty: Four Roses Bourbon; DJ's Gourmet Foods; Hood River Distillers; 4 Spirits; Bendistillery; Andina; Blue Flame Spirits; and Tatoosh Distillery, to name a few.
They came, and they shared their wealth of spirits and bacon. And holding the bacon and the bourbon, and looking up to heaven, he blessed them, and kept giving them to the disciples to set before the people.
Hark! Dost thou not feel the buzz?
And the people came in droves, and were satisfied, and there was much rejoicing. And the reporter did ask the disciples: Why are bacon and bourbon so hot right now?
"Because sex, obviously," said Chessa Fait, 26, of Beaverton, a sinner representing Andina who doled out delicious lucuma ice cream with bacon and Bull Run bourbon caramel. "But seriously, it's the greatest combination ever. Bacon with all its fat, salty and piggy awesomeness, and bourbon with, well, bourbon. Mix that with our lucuma ice cream imported from Peru, and it's just the best."
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Perhaps you would prefer this over the other thread about summer camp???? OK, Adult summer camp or Bourbon and Bacon?
