Another Time Traveler (with video)

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A self-proclaimed whistleblowing time traveler has provided a rather bizarre piece of purported proof for his alleged adventure: a strange dark substance that he says is a form of nanotechnology. The 'future man' in question goes by the name of Noah and, in keeping with tradition, appeared on video with his face and voice distorted as he weaved a fantastic tale about being a denizen of the year 2030 who traveled to our present time period. After seemingly lamenting that all of his previous attempts to prove his claims have fallen on deaf ears, the 'time traveler' unveils what he presumably hopes will be the pièce de résistance when it comes to convincing his critics.

In the footage, Noah presents a plate holding three small jars that contain a dark substance of some kind. He goes on to explain that it is "many, many, many tiny robotic molecules all combining together to make a liquid that you can control with 6G internet." He subsequently reveals a fairly sizeable Mason jar which also contains this material and proceeds to pour it out onto the plate. The slimy-looking substance appears almost jelly-like in nature rather than a liquid and it does not stick to the plate at all. According to Noah, the nanotechnology is used in medical procedures as well as construction projects in the future.

At the close of the video, Noah scoops up the substance and carefully puts it back into the jar, explaining to viewers that anything that came into contact with the material will now have to be rigorously cleaned to avoid contamination. Unfortunately for the 'time traveler,' he then inadvertently undermines his entire story by nonchalantly shaking hands with the cameraman moments after he had just handled the 'dangerous' nanotechnology. For someone hoping to convince the audience that his tale was true, Noah would have probably been wise to leave that particular exchange on the cutting room floor.

Setting aside the possibility that the substance really is a futuristic form of robotics secretly brought back to the past by Noah the time traveler, more skeptical observers will note that it also happens to look a lot like the wildly popular children's toy 'slime.' To that end, a cursory web search produced one brand of the material that bears an uncanny resemblance to Noah's nanotechnology. What's your take on the time traveler's claims? Did he really reveal an exotic new form of matter to the world or have we merely just been slimed?
 
Clearly fake but I respect the effort he put into the video and his character.
 
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A self-proclaimed whistleblowing time traveler has provided a rather bizarre piece of purported proof for his alleged adventure: a strange dark substance that he says is a form of nanotechnology. The 'future man' in question goes by the name of Noah and, in keeping with tradition, appeared on video with his face and voice distorted as he weaved a fantastic tale about being a denizen of the year 2030 who traveled to our present time period. After seemingly lamenting that all of his previous attempts to prove his claims have fallen on deaf ears, the 'time traveler' unveils what he presumably hopes will be the pièce de résistance when it comes to convincing his critics.

In the footage, Noah presents a plate holding three small jars that contain a dark substance of some kind. He goes on to explain that it is "many, many, many tiny robotic molecules all combining together to make a liquid that you can control with 6G internet." He subsequently reveals a fairly sizeable Mason jar which also contains this material and proceeds to pour it out onto the plate. The slimy-looking substance appears almost jelly-like in nature rather than a liquid and it does not stick to the plate at all. According to Noah, the nanotechnology is used in medical procedures as well as construction projects in the future.

At the close of the video, Noah scoops up the substance and carefully puts it back into the jar, explaining to viewers that anything that came into contact with the material will now have to be rigorously cleaned to avoid contamination. Unfortunately for the 'time traveler,' he then inadvertently undermines his entire story by nonchalantly shaking hands with the cameraman moments after he had just handled the 'dangerous' nanotechnology. For someone hoping to convince the audience that his tale was true, Noah would have probably been wise to leave that particular exchange on the cutting room floor.

Setting aside the possibility that the substance really is a futuristic form of robotics secretly brought back to the past by Noah the time traveler, more skeptical observers will note that it also happens to look a lot like the wildly popular children's toy 'slime.' To that end, a cursory web search produced one brand of the material that bears an uncanny resemblance to Noah's nanotechnology. What's your take on the time traveler's claims? Did he really reveal an exotic new form of matter to the world or have we merely just been slimed?


pfft!
 
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A self-proclaimed whistleblowing time traveler has provided a rather bizarre piece of purported proof for his alleged adventure: a strange dark substance that he says is a form of nanotechnology. The 'future man' in question goes by the name of Noah and, in keeping with tradition, appeared on video with his face and voice distorted as he weaved a fantastic tale about being a denizen of the year 2030 who traveled to our present time period. After seemingly lamenting that all of his previous attempts to prove his claims have fallen on deaf ears, the 'time traveler' unveils what he presumably hopes will be the pièce de résistance when it comes to convincing his critics.

In the footage, Noah presents a plate holding three small jars that contain a dark substance of some kind. He goes on to explain that it is "many, many, many tiny robotic molecules all combining together to make a liquid that you can control with 6G internet." He subsequently reveals a fairly sizeable Mason jar which also contains this material and proceeds to pour it out onto the plate. The slimy-looking substance appears almost jelly-like in nature rather than a liquid and it does not stick to the plate at all. According to Noah, the nanotechnology is used in medical procedures as well as construction projects in the future.

At the close of the video, Noah scoops up the substance and carefully puts it back into the jar, explaining to viewers that anything that came into contact with the material will now have to be rigorously cleaned to avoid contamination. Unfortunately for the 'time traveler,' he then inadvertently undermines his entire story by nonchalantly shaking hands with the cameraman moments after he had just handled the 'dangerous' nanotechnology. For someone hoping to convince the audience that his tale was true, Noah would have probably been wise to leave that particular exchange on the cutting room floor.

Setting aside the possibility that the substance really is a futuristic form of robotics secretly brought back to the past by Noah the time traveler, more skeptical observers will note that it also happens to look a lot like the wildly popular children's toy 'slime.' To that end, a cursory web search produced one brand of the material that bears an uncanny resemblance to Noah's nanotechnology. What's your take on the time traveler's claims? Did he really reveal an exotic new form of matter to the world or have we merely just been slimed?

Get a hobby. Oh,wait, this IS his hobby. ;0) Then get a job!
 
or he and his goo could join a local community theater group
 
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Before I even watched the video, I could tell that the story was made up. At the rate that mobile communications is progressing, we will be well beyond the current 5G technology. Will we call it 6G in 11 years ? No.
 
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I wanna make a video too..... I come from the year 1965....man the things we had then would blow todays ppl's minds......we had phones with cords, and you could talk to three or more ppl at a time on what was known as a "party line".... we pulled the tv signal straight in on what was known as "rabbit ears" but aluminum foil could be used to enhance the signal.... the technology was amazing as was the recreation/leasure activities, we actually went outside and socialized with others...and don't even get me started on T.V dinners, the brownies were to die for....mmmmm.......oh and then there was "pong" too......I know you all may not believe me but that is ok, im just here to pass this info on for the betterment of mankind...........................what? is this not how this whole time travel thing works...dang....thought I was on to something....lol
 
Before I even watched the video, I could tell that the story was made up. At the rate that mobile communications is progressing, we will be well beyond the current 5G technology. Will we call it 6G in 11 years ? No.
You know if there are no 6g towers up yet, just use a microwave oven. Same difference
 
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Before I even watched the video, I could tell that the story was made up. At the rate that mobile communications is progressing, we will be well beyond the current 5G technology. Will we call it 6G in 11 years ? No.

LOL

I went right there too ! 2030 in this day and age pfft
noob
and possible 72 hour hold needed :p