Angry Chickens Attack!

Chickens I can handle...Geese I run from!!! Those things are mean and will batter you with their wings while biting and pecking you as they chase you! I had a rooster jump me one time. We had him for dinner on Sunday!!!
 
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I agree with the goose thing. They are super agressive if threatened and cant get away. They have little claws or nails on their webbed feet I believe. I have never been around chickens other than grandma doing the chicken before dinner thing. I dont mean the funky chicken either.
 
Kinda gives new meaning to 'Angry Birds' now, doesn't it? It was probably an 'Eat more Beef' protest that got a little out of hand :p but I had a good laugh at the article.
 
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Walking Goose said:
I agree with the goose thing. They are super agressive if threatened and cant get away. They have little claws or nails on their webbed feet I believe. I have never been around chickens other than grandma doing the chicken before dinner thing. I dont mean the funky chicken either.
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they carry teeny tiny switch-blades that they hide under their wing
 
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Walking Goose said:
I agree with the goose thing. They are super agressive if threatened and cant get away. They have little claws or nails on their webbed feet I believe. I have never been around chickens other than grandma doing the chicken before dinner thing. I dont mean the funky chicken either.
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dance isn't as strange as her accent
 
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