4/11 Caption This

[Debi]

 

[7Critter]

Busy day for Ralph and his play toys. He chewed the stuffings out of them.

 

[Lynne]

They will never squeak again

 

[NobleHouse]

A dogs work is never done

 

[Benway]

Two vast and trunkless table legs of wood
Stand in the living room...
near them, on the carpet,
Half sunk, a shattered canine lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that it well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed;

And the lone teddy said:
'My name is Teddymandias, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the stuffing
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level carpet fluff stretch far away.

-Percy Shelly

 

[Lynne]

Two vast and trunkless table legs of wood
Stand in the living room...
near them, on the carpet,
Half sunk, a shattered canine lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that it well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed;

And the lone teddy said:
'My name is Teddymandias, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the stuffing
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level carpet fluff stretch far away.

-Percy Shelly

Wow I thought you wrote this. It is fitting !

 

[Benway]

Wow I thought you wrote this. It is fitting !

I may have changed a few bits...

 

[Vibe-Feeler]

What the owners think: "He loves playing with stuffed toys but he always rips them apart."

What the dog thinks: "Oh God not another one. These things creep me out with their blank stares"