Fart Noises too? WTF

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This is the second post for me. My last one was out of desperation. I felt like I was experiencing spiritual attacks. Some things happen over and over...like my feet and toes getting touched at night. And other things only once. I have seen the dark hooded man standing next to my bed. He actually tugged on my covers and woke me up. He had no face, but it was clearly a man-shape, all in black with a black hoodie. When I think about that experience, I look at it as a warning. I think he was coming to "collect." He definitely follows me because this happened at a hotel, and not my house. I have not seen him since, but he was part of the recent spiritual battle...I am quite sure. I'm happy to say he did not win. I am trying to be at my best, to be as strong as I can incase it happens again. I quit drinking alcohol and no longer take any sleep aids. I just want to be fully aware of what is going on around me day and night. This week only 2 incidents so far. One large crash/bang noise. 3 of us heard it, but nothing fell and no one was in the room of the crash. And one loud fart noise. My husband heard that one (I did not). Again, no one was in the room where that noise happened. Sounds kinda funny, but my daughter and I heard a fart noise that happened directly in front of us in our living room. We just looked at eachother quizzically and shook our heads. I mean...what is that all about??? Spirits do NOT have gas.
 
Moved your post to the paranormal experiences section.

Spirits don’t have gas but they do make different noises. This happened in a hotel right? How thin were the walls? Perhaps that wasn’t spirit related.
 
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Moved your post to the paranormal experiences section.

Spirits don’t have gas but they do make different noises. This happened in a hotel right? How thin were the walls? Perhaps that wasn’t spirit related.
No, the fart noises were at home. The experience with the faceless black hooded man was in a hotel.
 
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This is the second post for me. My last one was out of desperation. I felt like I was experiencing spiritual attacks. Some things happen over and over...like my feet and toes getting touched at night. And other things only once. I have seen the dark hooded man standing next to my bed. He actually tugged on my covers and woke me up. He had no face, but it was clearly a man-shape, all in black with a black hoodie. When I think about that experience, I look at it as a warning. I think he was coming to "collect." He definitely follows me because this happened at a hotel, and not my house. I have not seen him since, but he was part of the recent spiritual battle...I am quite sure. I'm happy to say he did not win. I am trying to be at my best, to be as strong as I can incase it happens again. I quit drinking alcohol and no longer take any sleep aids. I just want to be fully aware of what is going on around me day and night. This week only 2 incidents so far. One large crash/bang noise. 3 of us heard it, but nothing fell and no one was in the room of the crash. And one loud fart noise. My husband heard that one (I did not). Again, no one was in the room where that noise happened. Sounds kinda funny, but my daughter and I heard a fart noise that happened directly in front of us in our living room. We just looked at eachother quizzically and shook our heads. I mean...what is that all about??? Spirits do NOT have gas.
Could be a joke/prank by the spirit or someone who had chronic gas?
 
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Did you know that here in California Cow Farts are regulated because the methane a regulated emission. LOL true!
 
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Could be a joke/prank by the spirit or someone who had chronic gas?
Well, the medium thinks my husband's dad is here (among others). Knowing my husband, I would be willing to bet his father would prank something like that to get our attention. 2 weeks ago someone (something) cut my husband's rope gridlines in the back of our house. He is building a deck, and had rope staked out in a grid pattern on top of the cement pilings. The next morning they were cut straight through. This spirit is bold and very active. It definitely wants our attention.
 
Did you know that here in California Cow Farts are regulated because the methane a regulated emission. LOL true!

Hadn't thought about this in years, but I had a really out there organic chemistry professor who put a cow fart problem on an exam. It was a multi-parter, with the last asking us to determine how many cows would be required to inflate the Goodyear blimp.
 
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Well, the medium thinks my husband's dad is here (among others). Knowing my husband, I would be willing to bet his father would prank something like that to get our attention. 2 weeks ago someone (something) cut my husband's rope gridlines in the back of our house. He is building a deck, and had rope staked out in a grid pattern on top of the cement pilings. The next morning they were cut straight through. This spirit is bold and very active. It definitely wants our attention.
Out doors and over night it could have been a person on the rope cutting.

Keep up the effort of prayer, smudging and house blessing. A through house cleaning sometimes improves things. Washing walls, windows and floors will move out a lot of negative energy.
 
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Hadn't thought about this in years, but I had a really out there organic chemistry professor who put a cow fart problem on an exam. It was a multi-parter, with the last asking us to determine how many cows would be required to inflate the Goodyear blimp.
well umm, you cant just leave us hanging.... how many cows does it take?????....and would an all pumpkin diet make a difference....
 
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well umm, you cant just leave us hanging.... how many cows does it take?????....and would an all pumpkin diet make a difference....

Sadly I don't remember, been better than 40 years ago. This prof was a real hoot, looked like a young Ted Nugent and never wore shoes. He was always putting off-the-wall problems on his exams and quizzes, it was odd hearing students laughing out loud at differernt times while taking them. He also saved ten minutes at the end of each class to allow students to ask about specific food/drink ingredients they were skeptical about from reading packaging. I still remember someone asking about "brominated vegetable oils," although again I don't recall his explanation.
 
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