Space Force wants you!

[Debi]

First U.S. Space Force commercial released: ‘Maybe your purpose isn’t on this planet’

 

[Rowan2222]

"Because when we've finished screwing this planet up - we're going to need a new one"

 

[WitchAndShaman]

‘’Yahoo. The United States’ Federal government needs more Space Cadets.”

This message is personally endorsed by Tom Cruise.

 

[7Critter]

My old Navy lab is recruiting also. Perhaps government employment is down below desired levels.

 

[Paulm]

the entrance to THAT recruiting office seriously needs to be designed like this

 

[WitchAndShaman]

My old Navy lab is recruiting also. Perhaps government employment is down below desired levels.

What did your lab study Critter - I mean, beside Navies?

 

[Rowan2222]

They want to bring in conscription for all bankers, estate agents and hair dressers - and they can be on the first two ships sent out there because when we do find a new planet we want to make sure we can afford to live there and have a good haircut.

 

[WitchAndShaman]

I think Matt Damon should be one of the first to go Mars as an honorary Space Cadets so that he can tend his potato garden in prep for our later arrival.

Bill Bixby should have gone ahead too because his Uncle Martin likely misses him greatly.

 

[Lynne]

It wouldn’t surprise me if we already had one.