I'll go the opposite end of the spectrum and tell a horror story. I had a car back in the day that was basically junk on wheels. I was driving back to work from a lunch break with a full tank of gas one day, when suddenly it wouldn't go above 20-25 mph. On top of that, all my gas was gone by the time I arrived. Apparently 2 of the pistons went out. So here I am on the interstate in the middle of the city going at the speed of Mach Turtle running late for work. I'm pretty sure people on bikes were passing me.
This thing died on me constantly. One time it did, I had already had a bad day. I went off and punched the steering wheel with all my might, hoping it would quell my anger. Instead I was greeted with a constant EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The FREAKING HORN WAS STUCK
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In a fit of violent rage mainly regulated to drug abusers and jilted lovers, I ripped apart the front of my steering wheel and tore out the horn's vocal chords.
A few days later, after rationality kicked back in, I decided I might need a horn, so I put it back together. However, I ended up making the horn EXTREMELY touchy. So much so, that the force of braking for a red light would be enough to make it go off.
Yep, pretty much every time I stopped behind somebody, they were greeted with what they thought was some road raging idiot that didn't understand basic driving rules. You wouldn't believe the expressions I heard.
Then one night, it died coming home from work, and I just got out and started walking the rest of the 7 or so miles I had left. I never went back for it. I have no idea what became of that thing.
Probably a redneck lawn ornament now.