What's on your tombstone?

I have a few...

"Owl see you on the other side!"
"Here lies the killer of laptops!"
"I finally got out of Dodge"
I love the Dodge one
 
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Very precise...lol
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The things that I think of as I'm going to bed...

There once was a man who died.
The grave opened incredibly wide,
And so he fell in,
For all of his sins,
But thank you to all those who cried.

And now I'm off to rest in peace.
 
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As I'm likely to be cremated I thought about, as the casket goes into the fire, having the Mr Bungle song 'My Ass Is On Fire'.
As for the inscription: 'I'll be back.'
I think you win the prize for this topic. Speaking of I'' be back, did anyone see the interview by Harvey Levin on regular tv last night. He did one with Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, it was very fun and entertaining. These two great big personalities talking about their relationship and childhood. If it is on you tube soon, I recommend looking it up.
 
Cremation for me with the cheapest casket available. No need to spend all that money on me. I should have been dead long ago so I've made my peace with death. I just want to out live all my dogs and cats. My wife will be fine without me,but I'd be lost without her.
 
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