http://www.break.com/article/welsh-sheep-brothel-shut-down-2873734
We’ll start this story by saying it seems very hard to confirm if any of this is true. The sources seem sketchy, but it is what it is, and the whole story would be sketchy even if it was in the Wall Street Journal so here it s – three men have been arrested for running a brothel in Swansea. The problem, beyond running a brothel, is that it was a sheep brothel. A brothel entirely populated by sheep.
Is it hard to believe you could operate an entire brothel for nothing but sheep? Yes, actually. Sure, weirdos like sheep a little more than is healthy sometimes, but to make it an active business and, as the story says, keep it running for four straight years, seems like a stretch.
Apparently the brothers and their father ran The Ram Inn. Go on, appreciate that pun. They advertised the brothel on the Deep Web, that sordid part of the internet Google can never take you to. On the site you could even book your favorite sheep and schedule the appointment because why not? This all sounds plausible.
Poppa Sheep Pimp tried to throw his kids under the bus at the trial saying he knew there was a brothel, but that he didn’t have a hand in running it and took no money for it. He’d also been previously convicted on the same charge. One a sheep pimp, always a sheep pimp as grandmas used to say.
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We’ll start this story by saying it seems very hard to confirm if any of this is true. The sources seem sketchy, but it is what it is, and the whole story would be sketchy even if it was in the Wall Street Journal so here it s – three men have been arrested for running a brothel in Swansea. The problem, beyond running a brothel, is that it was a sheep brothel. A brothel entirely populated by sheep.
Is it hard to believe you could operate an entire brothel for nothing but sheep? Yes, actually. Sure, weirdos like sheep a little more than is healthy sometimes, but to make it an active business and, as the story says, keep it running for four straight years, seems like a stretch.
Apparently the brothers and their father ran The Ram Inn. Go on, appreciate that pun. They advertised the brothel on the Deep Web, that sordid part of the internet Google can never take you to. On the site you could even book your favorite sheep and schedule the appointment because why not? This all sounds plausible.
Poppa Sheep Pimp tried to throw his kids under the bus at the trial saying he knew there was a brothel, but that he didn’t have a hand in running it and took no money for it. He’d also been previously convicted on the same charge. One a sheep pimp, always a sheep pimp as grandmas used to say.
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