6-13-2023 Caption This Please

[7Critter]

 

[Duke]

You can get electrical systems Viagra delivered discreetly to your door......

 

[Benway]

Summer. You know it. I know it. Too darn hot and flies everywhere. And every summer there are two problems:

1) Too darn hot
2) flies

And yet many labo(u)r under the old paradigm of cooling down and dealing with flies! Madness! Tired of being a bit less hot and still swatting flies? Get hip, people! Join the new paradigm and save BIG MONEY with FAST RESULTS!

FLYSLAYERCOOLER 9000

Our state of the art Flopppyblade system still still lazily stirs the hot air around without doing anything else, but its juddering motion sends out random swatters to kill up to 30,000* flies. And why not fit one on the bedroom floor?


FLYSLAYERCOOLER 9000
The future is floppycool.

*Maximum number of flies possible to swat in sponsored study with 30000000000 flies in small box, with any collision registered as 'kill' after smearing honey on Floppyblade and leaving one hundred years.

Floppyblade is not responsible for flies, heat, nausea, fits, genital injury or any other injury or death resulting from using our chronically tested entertainment prodeuct. Use at own risk.

 

[Stevedog]

This picture is from the locker room after the big game.

"Yeah we did well in the first half but then let the game get away from us and really let our fans down."