"The Creator of the Cosmos immediately bestowed InkYourBus with Divine Powers. Further proclaiming that he should live in opulent luxury, with unmitigated powers, and be attended to by a personal staff of his choosing, who will readily and enthusiastically do whatever he wishes. This staff will be comprised of any living persons on the planet at this time, no mater who they are or their current occupations situations."
Something along those lines? Yeah, I coulda gone for the whole "I want world peace" thing but, hey, since this is an anonymous forum why not be truthful? That world peace answer is for beauty queens and politicians, IMHO.