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Benway

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Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
Okay. Go straight ahead. Then take a left. Keep going till the church then hang right, after that point you get to a junction. Head for the motorway and go down that....
(sometime later) ... board the plane. Journey lasts a while so bring your own peanuts, what with the plague..... and so on and so forth.
..... then turn left, right? Not right. Got it? Then I know this great shortcut. You go look out for the weird old lady in black and then head off into the woods and go on at medium pace for 34567 seconds (count!) then just turn off the path and into the trees....
........ then once you get out of the cave system it's pretty easy, just flag down anyone wearing green and ask for directions. They'll set you straight.