Two Jokes I heard Today

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  1. NobleHouse

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    #1 A wife was complaining to her husband about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom. The husband replied, "Next time take the car". :eek::D

    #2 A husband and wife were in a heated argument during a drive. They passed a herd of jackasses. The wife sneered at her husband and said, "Relatives of yours?" The husband replied, "Yep-Inlaws":confused::cool:
     
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    And one more in answer to Noble...

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