I live alone, so sadly, it's probably a list of swear words yelled after burning myself, spilling something, waking up, reading the news, listening to 'My Mix' on YouTube since it stopped playing my songs and started just playing random stuff I don't like, trying to find anything at all, checking the date on something from the fridge, realising I risked my life in the supermarket and somehow forgot to buy anything I went there for and just came home with a load of other stuff which just looked cool, or finding the latest thing in my home to stop working, or reading another thing on the internet which is just a list of complaints.
I do also talk to myself a fair amount or to various things about me as a general habit, but have no idea what I might say the most often as I try not to take that sort of thing too seriously. Possibly the waking up *yawn* 'morning! *yawn* urggh. No I don't feel like getting up yet either...