The greatest movie quote of all time?

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I'm warped, but in the movie Christmas Vacation when Clark says this to Eddy, I die from laughing every single time. It's so stupid but I can't help it.

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

Be honest, don't put too much thought into this one.
 
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I'm warped, but in the movie Christmas Vacation when Clark says this to Eddy, I die from laughing every single time. It's so stupid but I can't help it.

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

Be honest, don't put too much thought into this one.
Its good. I'll bet that it was a Chevy Chase ad lib
 
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The queen of the one liners - Mae West

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Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

Why don't you come up sometime and see me? … Come on up, I'll tell your fortune.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

One and one is two; two and two is four; and "five will get you ten" if you work it right!

I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.

To a young actor: How tall are you without your horse? Six foot, seven inches. Never mind the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches!

I'm the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

When you got the personality, you don't need the nudity.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs.
 
The queen of the one liners - Mae West

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Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

Why don't you come up sometime and see me? … Come on up, I'll tell your fortune.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

One and one is two; two and two is four; and "five will get you ten" if you work it right!

I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.

To a young actor: How tall are you without your horse? Six foot, seven inches. Never mind the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches!

I'm the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

When you got the personality, you don't need the nudity.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs.
Ahhhhhh....dear Mae! My idol!
 
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