Ok but I warned you lol.Years ago,before Tinder and such I started talking to a girl on a phone chat line.It went on for weeks so we decided to meet.She lived a fair distance so she was coming to stay for the weekend.I'm not a shallow Hal type and she sounded nice and very sultry,we described ourselves and she stated she is not quite as pretty as Elle Macpherson but similar,I was over the moon.I picked her up from a bus in town,when it arrived a girl got off,fairly plain but ok,I went to greet her but she walked past.Then another person got off,about 4ft, covered in body hair,no teeth ,almost ball shaped and smelling like one of my ferrets.I put her up in the spare room and she chased me around all weekend trying to have her way with me
.When I dropped her off on Monday to the bus it had already left so I chased it in my tiny Suzuki 4wd for an hour till it stopped and I unloaded my strange cargo.Please don't judge me badly,it was the most horrifying weekend and also the funniest when I look back.Needless to add I never went on another blind dating service.