That Blind Date...

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Today I'm asking about those blind dates! Did you ever have one go well? What was the worst one you went on?

And let's not forget those you set up for someone else! How'd those go?

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I've got the worst/funniest blind date story ever I reckon but it's too long to tell.
 
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Oh, DO feel free!
Ok but I warned you lol.Years ago,before Tinder and such I started talking to a girl on a phone chat line.It went on for weeks so we decided to meet.She lived a fair distance so she was coming to stay for the weekend.I'm not a shallow Hal type and she sounded nice and very sultry,we described ourselves and she stated she is not quite as pretty as Elle Macpherson but similar,I was over the moon.I picked her up from a bus in town,when it arrived a girl got off,fairly plain but ok,I went to greet her but she walked past.Then another person got off,about 4ft, covered in body hair,no teeth ,almost ball shaped and smelling like one of my ferrets.I put her up in the spare room and she chased me around all weekend trying to have her way with me :eek: .When I dropped her off on Monday to the bus it had already left so I chased it in my tiny Suzuki 4wd for an hour till it stopped and I unloaded my strange cargo.Please don't judge me badly,it was the most horrifying weekend and also the funniest when I look back.Needless to add I never went on another blind dating service.:oops:
 

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The only sort of blind date I ever went on, was arranged by a co-worker. She thought I needed someone, so she started going on about a friend of hers, whom she described as a "teddy bear." At the time, I was a bit indifferent to dating, and told her as much, so she suggested that I at least meet this guy in a group setting so that I wouldn't feel pressured. So one Friday evening, a group of people from work arranged to meet at a sports bar, and he was invited to join us there.

There was another guest, too. Uninvited. It was his ex, o_O and she sat and glowered at me all evening. And the guy? He was overweight, and had teeth missing. Needless to say, nothing ever came of it.:sunglasses:
 

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Ok but I warned you lol.Years ago,before Tinder and such I started talking to a girl on a phone chat line.It went on for weeks so we decided to meet.She lived a fair distance so she was coming to stay for the weekend.I'm not a shallow Hal type and she sounded nice and very sultry,we described ourselves and she stated she is not quite as pretty as Elle Macpherson but similar,I was over the moon.I picked her up from a bus in town,when it arrived a girl got off,fairly plain but ok,I went to greet her but she walked past.Then another person got off,about 4ft, covered in body hair,no teeth ,almost ball shaped and smelling like one of my ferrets.I put her up in the spare room and she chased me around all weekend trying to have her way with me :eek: .When I dropped her off on Monday to the bus it had already left so I chased it in my tiny Suzuki 4wd for an hour till it stopped and I unloaded my strange cargo.Please don't judge me badly,it was the most horrifying weekend and also the funniest when I look back.Needless to add I never went on another blind dating service.:oops:
No judgement, but OMG...laughing hard here!
 
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No judgement, but OMG...laughing hard here!
I feel bad for the women and hope she has found someone now.I just couldn't get over my sensory overload in this case, lol.I forgot to add she also informed me on meeting she had six kids,I find it hard to believe for some reason :rolleyes:.
 

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The only sort of blind date I ever went on, was arranged by a co-worker. She thought I needed someone, so she started going on about a friend of hers, whom she described as a "teddy bear." At the time, I was a bit indifferent to dating, and told her as much, so she suggested that I at least meet this guy in a group setting so that I wouldn't feel pressured. So one Friday evening, a group of people from work arranged to meet at a sports bar, and he was invited to join us there.

There was another guest, too. Uninvited. It was his ex, o_O and she sat and glowered at me all evening. And the guy? He was overweight, and had teeth missing. Needless to say, nothing ever came of it.:sunglasses:
We are just lucky they weren't arranged marriages garnet, lol.
 
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Nopers, nopers. Not going down that rabbit hole with you all. I can admit to opening locked doors with my selfish will. But, I cannot discuss the depths of those bad dating experiences. Fatal Attraction level sh%t.
 

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Nopers, nopers. Not going down that rabbit hole with you all. I can admit to opening locked doors with my selfish will. But, I cannot discuss the depths of those bad dating experiences. Fatal Attraction level sh%t.
Come on Wands we had to spill our horror stories, lol.
 
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