Coming back from kayaking on Tuesday night with my friend in her pickup truck, we passed under one of those highway message signs that had a Silver Alert up (missing/endangered senior). She is eleven years my junior, and said, "Oh, look, your wife put out an alert on you!" We both laughed, it was funny. Of course, my reply to her was "**** you". She was chuckling all the way home.
I refrained from telling any menopause jokes in reprisal. I wanted to continue living.