Next Time Someone Reports BF, It Could Be....

[Duke]

https://amp.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article259913615.html

 

[Benway]

I have taken out many bears. I feel so much tougher and will continue to call them that.

 

[Selectric]

Didn't that family own a flashlight? If the 'shape' remained there for hours it certainly wasn't an animal. They don't tend to hang around that long long.