Life/Stress/Covid Support thread

[Debi]

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus. It is indeed a very exciting program. This explains it by using a Q&A format:


Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?

A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.



Q: Where will the government get this money?

A: From taxpayers



Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?

A: No, only a smidgen of it.



Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.



Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?

A: Shut up.



Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:



* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart,the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* if you spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.

* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan, or China.

* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

* if you pay your credit card off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



Instead, keep the money in America by:



(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or

(2) Going to a ballgame, or

(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

(4) Beer, or

(5) Tattoos

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)



CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.



No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.

LOL! Thank you for the laugh today!

 

[Duke]

Doctor explains how you should sanitise your groceries

 

[Debi]

Mum Shares Hilarious Results Using Bra For Makeshift Mask

OK, so they are showing vids of how to make a facemask out of a bra. Many people are now using this for makeshift masks. However, this lady did not get quite the results from her attempts.

 

[Paintman]

 

[Debi]

That Discomfort You’re Feeling Is Grief

 

[Emma]

Mum Shares Hilarious Results Using Bra For Makeshift Mask

OK, so they are showing vids of how to make a facemask out of a bra. Many people are now using this for makeshift masks. However, this lady did not get quite the results from her attempts.

Lol hilarious!!!

 

[Benway]

Doctor explains how you should sanitise your groceries

I've reduced my smoking to a third of what it was, but still roll a few over the day. As such, I'd like to remind any others who roll their own ciggies to wash their rolling papers in hot soapy water before using them.

 

[7Critter]

Mum Shares Hilarious Results Using Bra For Makeshift Mask

OK, so they are showing vids of how to make a facemask out of a bra. Many people are now using this for makeshift masks. However, this lady did not get quite the results from her attempts.

When a mask is more than a mouthful ?

 

[Emma]

All of those years Michael Jackson had that face mask..he’s prob up there saying “I told you so”

 

[Emma]

I still can’t get any face masks here..there is a limit to one per customer but there are none anywhere.