ExcellentI've had this planned for a number of years so I'm sorry if I'm repeating myself.
On my Tombstone I want them to bolt a statue of me from back when I used to win bodybuilding shows in the 80s. Maybe about 2 ft tall but not bolted down very well.
I want some prankish college kids to steal it and put it on the mantle of their fraternity house. Where I will spend eternity looking at boobies.