AND I WANT YOU TO DESCRIBE IT WITHOUT NAMING IT!
I'LL START FOR YA...
MY HOMETOWN IS:
Hard to pronounce last names (many with few vowels), Green River pop, trains, an ethnic mix of food, a band shell for performances by the local Rusty Pipes band, football mania, basketball when there's no football, and a few famous people from this area were the Kuechenburg boys, William Revelli for which the bandstand is named, and Michael Jackson. The area is called Da Region.