Costco Sells Caskets

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Discuss amongst yourselves.
 
As for the choice of where to buy a discounted casket online, a casket from Costco can cost as little as $950 (with standard shipping included) or $1,230 (with expedited shipping.) Caskets from Walmart range in price from just over $1,000 to nearly $4,000.

And you can order them on Amazon! Free shipping with Prime. :D
 
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Do they come in a four pack? I mean really, what am I going to do with just one casket?
I know, right??? Its Costco and sams...everything is supposed to be in bulk.... They need the family pack....
But seriously, Walmart has sold caskets for quite a few years now....as has amazon.... I always said I was gonna get one one day, be worth it just to see the delivery guys reaction when I tell him I have to try it on first.....
 
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I wonder if you can get buried near the food court? Imagine eternity smelling rotisserie chicken.:)
 
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Now I need to check on availability of urns.....:)
 
I think I may have mentioned this before, but 20-25 years ago a guy opened a "factory direct" retail coffin store locally. It was situated in a small strip mall next to a donut shop just up the street from Hospice of Dayton. It was sort of a "pay now, die later" kinda deal.
 
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A good place to hide valuables. Better than a safe and almost as good as a diaper bag. :)
 
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