Ok, this is pissing me off. I move into a new apartment. I soon notice that the toilet has comedic timing. Whenever I am watching a movie or something, it makes noise, but only during the quiet scenes. Every quite scene, the noise happens so I cannot hear, but it never happens any other time, ever. And stuff moves. I need my credit card, the card that has been on the counter and not moved in three months. Suddenly gone. Spend four hours searching for it. Call bank to get another, bank says I need id. so i look at my id, and go to get a drink. come back less than a minute later, id is gone. I live alone. Look for a hour, give up. Start heading to work, find both credit card and id on top of front door. And this entire time, the temperature in this place has gotten so hot that it is unbearable, despite the lack of a heater and ac cranked up to full. This is pissing me off. How do i kill this asshole.