Armed Monkeys?

It's in Liverpool. I can believe it.
I'm sure they trained the monkeys to remove windscreen wipers and then sell them on Ebay. :D

I was at college near there when one of the lions escaped. Made the trip home more interesting as I had to drive past it.

"Pass me the screwdriver Bob"
 

I watched a baboon rip an antenna off a car and chase a group of tourists around a parking lot at Cape Point, South Africa. The way he was swinging it, he would have done serious damage had he hit someone.