I'm The Keeper of the family bunco table. It folds open like a book and rotates.
View attachment 16390 My little old Swedish relatives have been playing on this for 100 years. Absolute cut throats. The zebra is the mascot from my Godfather's nightclub- The Zebra Lounge
Guess who just learned about the prized Bunco table - never knew there was such a thing Paint. But there is about a 100% greater chance that I knit as compared to playing bunco. Of course 100 time zero is still zilch. I never learn how to do either.
Hopefully that faux pas doesn’t mean I’ll be fed to your family’s zebra.