6-14-2021 Monday Live Chat

jadamz said:
A pony is a horse that is under 14 hands. “Hands” is a measurement specifically used for horses. One hand is four inches, and a horse’s height is measured from the floor to its withers, which is the spot where their neck meets their back.

Who knew?!
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I'll bet Lynne did.
 
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jadamz said:
THIS ONE'S FOR PAINTMAN.

Hey Paint, Did you hear about the big explosion in the cheese factory? Debris was everywhere!
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DON'T SPELL "PART" BACKWARDS, IT'S A TRAP.

I'D TELL YOU A CHEMISTRY JOKE BUT I KNOW I WOULDN'T GET A REACTION.

WE CANOLI DO SO MUCH. HIS LEGACY WILL BECOME A PIZZA HISTORY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF WITH A TERMINAL ILLNESS? HE PASTAWAY.



you're welcome
 
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How you doin',Duke? (Said in my best "Joey from Friends "voice)
 
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jadamz said:
How you doin',Duke? (Said in my best "Joey from Friends "voice)
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I hated everything about that show except that line from Joey. I worked with the dark haired actress (I have no memory left) a long time ago.She was really a great person)
 
jadamz said:
Hi there.I have decided I am creating a new form of measurement called the "elbow". It will be 1/2 a hand and ⅛ of a foot.
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Reminds me of the book former football coach John Madden wrote, "One Knee Equals Two Feet."
 
jadamz said:
I hated everything about that show except that line from Joey. I worked with the dark haired actress (I have no memory left) a long time ago.She was really a great person)
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They LOVE that show in Europe. And obviously,many people here. I refer to those 4 as "the luckiest S.O.B's on the planet"Makes my skin crawl
 
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