"Meow. They will not find this until it is too late!"
Is your cat a terrorist bomber? Terrifying new evidence shows that many cats are terrorists. Many household feline pets are really worshippers of the sinister cat god Bast and are trying to kill all humans and institute a new age of cat supremacy. If your cat is a Bast acolyte it is trying to kill you! Wake up mouseples! Report your evil terrorist bomber cat to: