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hahahahaaa I love Jad mom.Oh God ,Jadmom and I go thru this every night. « Mom, do you need anything at the store? « ( long pause and big sigh) oh... I don’t know what I want to eat... « ok mom I’ll check back in an hour. »... Ok.... (an hour later) « Mom, do you know what you want?. »....(big pause deep sigh) I haven’t thought about it... »MOM FIGURE IT OUT . »....2 hrs later... « MOM, I don’t want to go to the store later.What.Do.You.Want.For.Dinner.Dammit!!«
Well.. maybe chicken but I had chicken 2 days ago and I don’t want chicken again till next week so maybe a chicken pot pie but they don’t have the kind I like next door so I’ll wait on that plus it has chicken in it so maybe pasta. I have some pasta in the house and some sauce but I think the Alfredo has gone bad so I’ll need some sauce but I’m not sure if I want that or pesto or maybe I’ll just have a sandwich but I’m not sure if I want tuna or ham or....
Me, writhing on floor, gnawing at table leg,foaming at mouth.. »MOM WE GO THRU THIS EVERY FU@?-ing day! Dinner happens every day!! Why does it always SURPRISE YOU??!! Please for the love of God and all that’s holy what.the F$@K do you want for DINNER?! «
Oh.... never mind...I’ll have cereal....
AHHHHHHHHHHH