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Lol. Well my years as a drug mule were uncomfortable. Couldn’t sit down for 6 months after that gig #JOKINGNot until recently. I now think I'd like to have been/be Jad's personal assistant.
Yes in the morning you take a call from Al Pacino and by lunch you are yelling at a deaf senior to "stop letting your chihuahua pee near the mailbox area"...or you are sitting in your car all night with aluminun foil on all your windows waiting for a homeless guy to ride his bike around the Park and steal garden ornaments. Or chasing the newsboy down a canal bank at 5am because you thought he was casing the Park and then Roman Polanski calls. Livin on both ends of the candlestick. If I wasn't schizophrenic, it might be difficult to manage.The requirements for that position are quite lengthy! Loooong application process. Self defense course a must! Also, dog walking required.
p.s My Hollywood escapades are often funnier in my rear view mirror.